Strange questions

Now that we have a little guy with mobility in the house I find that some strange questions get asked. Like, "Why are there shoes in the bathtub?" Also, "Why is the bathroom scale in the hallway?"

Liam likes to keep Allen company while he does his morning grooming. so I wasn't paying too much attention to the sounds coming from that part of the house. But after a while I heard some grunts and then some sounds of frustration coming from the hall outside the bathroom. What was going on? Liam had managed to relocate the scales, but apparently was having some trouble getting them located to his satisfaction.